MARINE ARSE-WHOMPIN'
A ship of Marines is sailing along one day when they come upon an island where a sailor is lounging under a tree. The sailor sees the ship and starts taunting the Marines, saying he could kick any one of their asses.
A ship of Marines is sailing along one day when they come upon an island where a sailor is lounging under a tree. The sailor sees the ship and starts taunting the Marines, saying he could kick any one of their asses.
The captain is angry at this, and sends one of his best men over to teach the sailor a lesson.
In front of all of his shipmates, the sailor swiftly beats the crap out of the Marine, knocking him out cold. He then looks back at the rest of the men and yells that he can kick all of their asses.
The captain, now steamed, sends over 20 of his men to take care of the sailor.
The sailor sees them all coming and quickly jumps to the other side of a hill. The Marines follow.
A loud ruckus ensues and one Marine, badly beaten, comes back over the hill and gasps, "Sir, it's a trap! There are TWO of them!"