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SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN'S IN TROUBLE

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

 

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women   without bonnets.

 

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"   makeup.

 

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou   sucketh!"

 

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb   Daddy."

 

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen   to disco!."

 

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

 

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause   the beard ain't listening."

 

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the   influence of cottage cheese."

 

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.