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STICKER SHOCK
Back in the day, when they stamped each can in the grocery store with a sticker price, there was a store employee doing just that.  Standing in the aisle next to him was a lady trying to figure out what she wanted.  The employee smelled that this lady had let a silent bomb escape from her ass.  Quite annoyed at her indescretion, he said to her, “Wait 'til you see the prices, lady.  You'll shit!”