THE BROCCOLI
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, 'Sorry, there's no broccoli.'
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, 'Sorry, there's no broccoli.'
So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."
So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, 'Spell cat, as in catastrophe.'
'C-A-T,' the man answered.
The waiter then asked, 'Spell dog as in dogmatic.'
The man said 'D-O-G.'
'Now spell freak, as in broccoli,' the waiter said.
The man yelled 'THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!'
The waiter laughed, 'EXACTLY!!"