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THE BROCCOLI
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, 'Sorry, there's no broccoli.'

So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."

So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, 'Spell cat, as in catastrophe.'

'C-A-T,' the man answered. 

The waiter then asked, 'Spell dog as in dogmatic.'

The man said 'D-O-G.'

'Now spell freak, as in broccoli,' the waiter said.

The man yelled 'THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!' 

The waiter laughed, 'EXACTLY!!"