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THE EX-WIFE AND THE GENIE
One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. 'I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,' said the genie. 
'Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,' said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared. 
'Hmm... but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,' said the man, 'But, for my next wish, I want a five-story manson."  And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story manson. 'But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story manson,' said the man. 
'And now, for your last wish?' asked the genie.  'Hmmm... YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn't think of this earlier?!' replied the man. 'For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!' '