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TOP 10 WAYS TO INSULT THE ELDERLY
1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw  dinosaur bones, and thought of them.   

2: For their birthday, you offer to help them  blow out the candles.   

3: On their birthday, you tell the fire  department that if they see a large fire, don't  water it down, because soggy cake is no good.   

4: Explain to them that the reason that no one  can see the Christmas tree is because you put on  every ornament that they got in their life.   

5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.   

6: Tell them that the reason that they got no  birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in  to buy the candles.   

7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling  the truth.   

8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the  Earth.

  9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.   

10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and  Eve.