TOP TEN WOMAN BASHING LINES
- Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
'Cause it doesn't need cleaning yet. -
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. -
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care. -
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long. -
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her. -
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. -
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. -
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tell a woman -
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks. -
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.