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yo mama is so lazy
 
 
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

her head so small
 
 
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

her head so large
 
 
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

her glasses so thick
 
 
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.


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