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THAT'S REALLY, REALLY NASTY & PRACTICAL
3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in  and asked for a fork.The second one went in and  also asked for a fork.  Then the third one went  in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious.

"How come all your  friends want forks and you want a straw?"

"Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."