BEAR IN BAR
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.'
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.'
The bear replies, 'If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.'
The bartender says, 'Go ahead.'
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.'
'What do mean,' says the bear. 'I'm not on drugs.'
'Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.'