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INTERNATIONAL BEER SYNDROME
An insect falls into a mug of beer. 
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. 
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. 
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. 
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. 
Pakistani Man:  Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.