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ONE HUNGRY BUSH...
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.  A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.  Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away. 

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."