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ANSWERING MESSAGE 110
Steve: Hello.  Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if...

Matt: Steve, what are you doing?

Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.

Matt: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.

Steve: No, I'm sure it's my turn.

Matt: No, you're wrong.  It's definitely my turn.

Steve: You fool, I know it's...  Wait...  Matt...  What are you doing with that frying pan?  (BONK...  THUD)

Matt: Steve is out right now, so please leave your name and number.