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ANSWERING MESSAGE 122
(Slight echo as if spoken in a large underground cave:)  Help me, please help me.  I'm down here in the thing you're holding in your hand.  I can't get out because my leg is broken and my hand is stuck between two wires.  Wait, what's that in the dark? OH NO, not a...  a...  a...  Oh no, it IS!  (Crunching noise.)