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ANSWERING MESSAGE 146
(To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:)  Catch a quake and go seismo surfing with me...  (Music fades.)  Yo, Dudes and Dudettes!  Grab your skateboard and head for the nearest epicenter, because *QUAKE'S UP*!  As for me, I'm from New Jersey, so I'm gonna hide under the biggest doggone piece of furniture I can find.  Leave your message at the tone, and I'll get back to you as soon as the shaking stops.