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ANSWERING MESSAGE 217
(Strong east Indian accent:)  Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh.  I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.