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ANSWERING MESSAGE 237
(Jack Webb voice:)  This is the city.  Lambertville, New Jersey. I work here.  I carry a tune.  I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a call about a 411.  It sounded like good information to me.  But I needed more.  A name and a number.  So leave yours and I'll return your call.  Or I can send you a FAX.  Nothing but the FAX, ma'am.  (Hum the "Dragnet" theme...)