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ANSWERING MESSAGE 251
Alpha Centauri Space Station.  Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.  He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie.  Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.