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ANSWERING MESSAGE 62
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice: Hello, Brother or Sister.  You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim.  We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message, we will consider breaking our vow of silence to return your call. Please speak loudly, clearly, and in tongues.