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ANSWERING MESSAGE 78
Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline.  Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get back to you shortly.  Your help will enable us to bring these delightful creatures back from the brink of fantasy and find them suitable positions in the forest product industry.  Your gift is, of course, reality deductible.  Thank you again, and have a nice day.