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FIVE SURGEONS
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and    discussing their work. 

"I think accountants are the  easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and  everything inside is numbered."

"I think librarians are the  easiest to operate on," said the second.  "You open them up and  everything inside is in alphabetical order."

"I like to operate on  electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything  inside is color-coded."

"I like to operate on  lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless,  and their heads and their asses are  interchangeable."

"I like engineers," said the fifth. "They  always understand when you have a few parts left  over at the end..."