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THIRD OPINION
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of  patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, 'I  prefer librarians. All their organs are  alphabetized.'

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, 'I prefer mathematicians.  All their organs are numbered.' 

Doctor Ahn says, 'I prefer lawyers. They are  gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their  heads and rear ends are interchangeable.'