DIRTY LIMERICK
A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.
A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.
'A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,' he says. 'It's too dirty.'
'Don't worry, I've heard them all,' she replies.
'I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!'
'OK,' his wife says. 'How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.'
'Fine,' he says. 'Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.'