HONEYMOONERS - Men and women jokes

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A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? 
Man: Well, we got married. 
Clerk: That's good! 
Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes. 
Clerk: Oh that is bad! 
Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich. 
Clerk: Oh, that is good. 
Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, that's bad. 
Man: No, that's good: She bought a house. 
Clerk: Oh, that's good
Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down. 
Clerk: Oh that is bad. 
Man: No that's good -- she was in it!