SPEAKING MAN-ISH II
A WOMAN'S GUIDE
WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING
WHILE SHOPPING:
YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?
THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
UH-HUH.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Zzzzz Zzz Zzz Zzzzz . . . . . . . .
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO
WELL TOGETHER.
I'm gay
IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
I'm really stupid!