THE INTERNET IS JUST LIKE SEX - Men and women jokes

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* It can be up or down.  It's more fun when it's  up, but it makes it hard to get any real work  done. 
      * In the long-distant past, its only purpose was  to transmit information considered vital to the  survival of the species. Some people still think  that's the only thing it should be used for, but  most folks today use it for fun most of the time. 
    * It has no conscience and no memory.  Left to its  own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb  things it did before.
* It provides a way to interact with other people.    Some people take this interaction very seriously,  others treat it as a lark. 
  *Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person  you're dealing with until it's too late. 
    * If you don't apply the appropriate protective  measures, it can spread viruses.   
    * It has no brain of its own.  Instead, it uses  yours.  If you use it too much, you'll find it  becomes more and more difficult to think  coherently. 
      * We attach an importance to it that is far  greater than its actual size and influence  warrant. 
      * If you're not careful what you do with it, it  can get you in big trouble.
        * It has its own agenda.  Somehow, no matter how  good your intentions, it will warp your behavior.    Later you may ask yourself 'why on earth did I do  that?' 
      * Some folks have it, some don't.
        * Those who have it would be devastated if it were  ever cut off.  They think that those who don't  have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives  them power.  They are wrong.
* Those who don't have it may agree that it's a  nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that  those who do have it make about it.  Still, many  of those who don't have it would like to try it. 
      * Once you've started playing with it, it's hard  to stop.  Some people would just play with it all  day if they didn't have work to do.