THE WISHING WELL
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Wow, it really works."