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Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."

Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?  Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why?  It's not been told." 

Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.    Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the  road, and that was good enough for us."

And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"