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ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION   

  Name: ________________  (_) Billy-Bob              (last)        (_) Billy-Joe                            (_) Billy-Ray                            (_) Billy-Sue                            (_) Billy-Mae                            (_) Billy-Jack                            (_) Billy-Jefferson                            (Check appropriate box)     

Age: ____    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A   

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right       

Occupation:    (_)Farmer    (_)Mechanic    (_)Hair Dresser    (_)Unemployed     

Spouse's Name: __________________________     

Relationship with spouse:    (_) Sister    (_) Brother    (_) Aunt    (_) Uncle    (_) Cousin    (_) Mother    (_) Father    (_) Son    (_) Daughter    (_) Pet     

Number of children living in household: ___      Number that are yours: ___     

Mother's Name: _______________________      Father's Name: _______________________ (If not  sure, leave blank)     

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)     

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?    (Check appropriate box)     

___ Total number of vehicles you own    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks     

Firearms you own and where you keep them:    ____ truck    ____ bedroom    ____ bathroom    ____ kitchen    ____ shed     

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_     

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:    (_)The National Enquirer    (_)The Globe    (_)TV Guide    (_)Soap Opera Digest     

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO     

How often do you bathe:    (_)Weekly    (_)Monthly    (_)Not Applicable      Color of teeth:    (_)Yellow    (_)Brownish-Yellow    (_)Brown    (_)Black    (_)N/A     

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:    (_)Red-Man     

How far is your home from a paved road?    (_)1 mile    (_)2 miles    (_)don't know