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If all else fails

read the instructions

(The Bible)



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Prepare for your FINALS

Read the Bible



Clara:  My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.

Sarah:  That's nothing!  My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!



At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.