SCARY COLLECTION 08
A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down!
A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!
A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!
A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel!
A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!
A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down!
A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!
A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!
A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel!
A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!