school jokes for kids jokes

What was that?
Went down in history!

Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
No, we were never introduced!

A math joke
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!

A history joke
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!

A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!

A history joke
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

A history joke
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

A history joke
Did the Native Americans hunt bear!

Not in the winter!

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

A history joke
Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

A history joke
Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

What tables don't you have to learn?
Dinner tables!

Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!