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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
What did Noah do for a job?
He was an arkitecht!
What's that fly doing in my gravy?
Looks like the breast stroke!
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Pupil: At launch time!
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
What did Noah do for a job?
He was an arkitecht!
What's that fly doing in my gravy?
Looks like the breast stroke!
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Pupil: At launch time!
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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A history joke
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
A history joke
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
A history joke
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
A history joke
Did the Native Americans hunt bear!
Not in the winter!
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What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
A history joke
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
A history joke
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
A history joke
Did the Native Americans hunt bear!
Not in the winter!
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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A history joke
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
A history joke
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted Mark Antony!
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
A history joke
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted Mark Antony!
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
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