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13051 - China blames America - military jokes
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into ... [read complete]
13052 - Military work rules - military jokes
1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medi... [read complete]
13053 - Valid identification - military jokes
DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policeme... [read complete]
13054 - Chinese plane crash - military jokes
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into ... [read complete]
13055 - Murphy's Combat Laws - military jokes
Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles ... [read complete]
13056 - Brag about parents - military jokes
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engi... [read complete]
13057 - Bring some more ammo - military jokes
The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise an... [read complete]
13058 - Become more effective - military jokes
The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fa... [read complete]
13059 - Soldiers in Heaven - military jokes
Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?" "O... [read complete]
13060 - Let's see the world - military jokes
Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked on... [read complete]
13061 - Impressing the others - military jokes
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan. He'... [read complete]
13062 - Army fitness report - military jokes
British Military Officer Fitness Reports The British Military writes OFR's (o... [read complete]
13063 - An inferiority complex - military jokes
Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority co... [read complete]
13064 - Discuss track types - military jokes
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tr... [read complete]
13065 - High military ranks - military jokes
When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough. "... [read complete]
13066 - Fishing on the lake - military jokes
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a s... [read complete]
13067 - Speak more precisely - military jokes
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Ar... [read complete]
13068 - Convince these students - military jokes
An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college ... [read complete]
13069 - Physical training job - military jokes
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers. "I want ... [read complete]
13070 - New officer efficiency - military jokes
These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance apprais... [read complete]
13071 - How far to the town? - military jokes
A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie... [read complete]
13072 - Military Christmas - military jokes
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses wer... [read complete]
13073 - Flying near Athens - military jokes
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the ste... [read complete]
13074 - New chemical warfare - military jokes
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows ... [read complete]
13075 - Painting shows it all - military jokes
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "Wha... [read complete]
13076 - Choose a punishment - military jokes
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can ta... [read complete]
13077 - Tribute to the Marines - military jokes
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are supe... [read complete]
13078 - Accordions - music jokes
An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats. Q: What is the definition of an optim... [read complete]
13079 - Bagpipes - music jokes
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise. Q: W... [read complete]
13080 - Banjo - music jokes
Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, b... [read complete]
13081 - Bass - music jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and w... [read complete]
13082 - Bassoon - music jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bassoon recita... [read complete]
13083 - Cello - music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the... [read complete]
13084 - Clarinet - music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto cl... [read complete]
13085 - Drums - music jokes
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don'... [read complete]
13086 - English horn - music jokes
Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tort... [read complete]
13087 - Flute - music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a minor second? A: Two flutes playing a unison. ... [read complete]
13088 - French horn - music jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post? A: A... [read complete]
13089 - Guitar - music jokes
Q: How do you make him stop playing? A: Put notes on it! Q: What did the gui... [read complete]
13090 - Harmonica - music jokes
Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my ca... [read complete]
13091 - Harps - music jokes
A harp is a nude piano. A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her har... [read complete]
13092 - Harpsichord - music jokes
The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
13093 - Oboe - music jokes
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune? A: Shoot four of them. Q: What are bur... [read complete]
13094 - Organ - music jokes
Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse? A: They are always longi... [read complete]
13095 - Piano - music jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor. ... [read complete]
13096 - Piccolo - music jokes
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one. Q: Two ... [read complete]
13097 - Saxophone - music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in ... [read complete]
13098 - Trombone - music jokes
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in... [read complete]
13099 - Trumpet - music jokes
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fift... [read complete]
13100 - Tuba - music jokes
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm. Q:... [read complete]
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