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14401 - School collection 11 - school jokes for kids
Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! Son: I c... [read complete]
14402 - School collection 12 - school jokes for kids
A math joke I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from ... [read complete]
14403 - School collection 13 - school jokes for kids
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has ... [read complete]
14404 - School collection 14 - school jokes for kids
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I ha... [read complete]
14405 - School collection 15 - school jokes for kids
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark? Fished, but he didn't catch ... [read complete]
14406 - School collection 16 - school jokes for kids
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: ... [read complete]
14407 - School collection 17 - school jokes for kids
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? His wife... [read complete]
14408 - School collection 18 - school jokes for kids
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? Because he was dead! Wh... [read complete]
14409 - School collection 19 - school jokes for kids
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it ... [read complete]
14410 - School collection 20 - school jokes for kids
Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pic... [read complete]
14411 - School collection 21 - school jokes for kids
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didn'... [read complete]
14412 - School collection 22 - school jokes for kids
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So their soldiers didn't go around ... [read complete]
14413 - School collection 23 - school jokes for kids
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? When they had lots of sleep... [read complete]
14414 - School collection 24 - school jokes for kids
What was that? Went down in history! Do you know the 20th President of th... [read complete]
14415 - School collection 25 - school jokes for kids
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad u... [read complete]
14416 - School collection 26 - school jokes for kids
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say ... [read complete]
14417 - School collection 27 - school jokes for kids
What kinds of tests do they give witches? Hex-aminations! Father: What did ... [read complete]
14418 - School collection 28 - school jokes for kids
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhap... [read complete]
14419 - School collection 29 - school jokes for kids
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for so... [read complete]
14420 - School collection 30 - school jokes for kids
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that... [read complete]
14421 - School collection 31 - school jokes for kids
Is that school food spicy? No, smoke always comes out of my ears! Why did ... [read complete]
14422 - Silly collection 01 - silly jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore! What is ... [read complete]
14423 - Silly collection 02 - silly jokes
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? Just one if it's lo... [read complete]
14424 - Silly collection 03 - silly jokes
What do Scotsmen eat? Tart'n'pie! What is heavier, a full moon or a half mo... [read complete]
14425 - Silly collection 04 - silly jokes
What do golfers use in China? China tees! What kind of hair do oceans have?... [read complete]
14426 - Silly collection 05 - silly jokes
I'd tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn't have any point! Wh... [read complete]
14427 - Silly collection 06 - silly jokes
What is Cheddar Gorge? A large cheese sandwich! What happens when you throw... [read complete]
14428 - Silly collection 07 - silly jokes
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk! What is... [read complete]
14429 - Silly collection 08 - silly jokes
How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony! What is a po... [read complete]
14430 - Silly collection 09 - silly jokes
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want ju... [read complete]
14431 - Silly collection 10 - silly jokes
What do you call an American drawing? Yankee doodle! I was once in a play c... [read complete]
14432 - Silly collection 11 - silly jokes
Who is in cowboy films and always broke? Skint Eastwood! Who is the biggest... [read complete]
14433 - Silly collection 12 - silly jokes
What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear? Ferry tales! Why ... [read complete]
14434 - Silly collection 13 - silly jokes
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around! What... [read complete]
14435 - Silly collection 14 - silly jokes
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one! Do you look in the mirror ... [read complete]
14436 - Silly collection 15 - silly jokes
A noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn! It's gon... [read complete]
14437 - Silly collection 16 - silly jokes
Why is Russia a very fast country? Because the people are always Russian! ... [read complete]
14438 - Silly collection 17 - silly jokes
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm... [read complete]
14439 - Silly collection 18 - silly jokes
Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their wal... [read complete]
14440 - Silly collection 19 - silly jokes
What is the best day of the week to sleep? Snooze-day! How many rotten eggs... [read complete]
14441 - Silly collection 20 - silly jokes
Waiter, this soup tastes funny? Then why aren't you laughing! What do you g... [read complete]
14442 - Silly collection 21 - silly jokes
How do you make milk shake? Give it a good scare! Do you know the time? No... [read complete]
14443 - Silly collection 22 - silly jokes
What's the nearest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger's bottom! This morning ... [read complete]
14444 - Silly collection 23 - silly jokes
What has a bottom at the top? I don't know? Your legs! What is a skeleton? ... [read complete]
14445 - Silly collection 24 - silly jokes
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? Because he didn't want to stub his ... [read complete]
14446 - Silly collection 25 - silly jokes
What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead! ... [read complete]
14447 - Silly collection 26 - silly jokes
Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth? Because it's tied! Who was the Bl... [read complete]
14448 - Ireland and the Irish - st patricks day jokes
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pa... [read complete]
14449 - Ireland & the Irish - st patricks day jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon... [read complete]
14450 - Ireland and the Irish - st patricks day jokes
Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a ... [read complete]
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