sick jokes jokes

Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.

Shut up and keep eating.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.

Shut up and stop squirming.

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Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.

[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.

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"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!

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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.

Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.

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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.

Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

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Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?

Shut up and keep flushing.

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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!

Shut up and get the marshmallows!

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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!

Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!