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MOMMY MOMMY 13
Mommy, Mommy!  I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.


Mommy, Mommy!  I don't want to empty the compost heap.

Shut up and keep eating.


Mommy, Mommy!  I don't like fishing.

Shut up and stop squirming.


Mommy, Mommy!  Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Shut up.  I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.

[Alt answer]  Shut up and get the maple syrup.


"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."