DEEP IN THE FOURTH QUARTER
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. 'Well, go in the bushes.'
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. 'Well, go in the bushes.'
'What should I use to wipe my ass?'
'Use a dollar bill.'
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.
'What happened?' asks his friend.
'I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.'