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PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SCHEDULE

September

 

15      Gov. Mifflin   Jr. High
  22      Cub Scout Troop 101
  29      PA Blind Academy

October

 

6           Spanish American War Vets
  13      Cripple Children's Home
  20      Wernersville State Hospital
  27      Girl Scout Troop 353

November

 

3        PA   VD Clinic Post #3
  10      Philadelphia Boy's Choir
  17      Korean Amputees

Special Monday Night Game
December

 

9       Utopia   Gay Boys

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

1. When playing the polio patients, Eagles must not disconnect leg braces.

2. When playing the blind academy, Eagles must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR

1. A touchdown(this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you Eagle fans that have never seen one) is still worth 6 points.

2. The Eagles will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3. The Eagles will be allowed to substitute with the band members at any time during the course of the game.

4. The Eagles will be allowed 10 time-outs as opposed to 3 for the other team.

5. The Eagles will be awarded a first down for each gain of 3 yards or more.