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EXCUSES FOR SLEEPING
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work

  1. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

  2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 

  3. I was working smarter - not harder. 

  4. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. 

  5. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! 

  6. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! 

  7. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. 

  8. I'm in the management training program. 

  9. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. 

  10. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! 

  11. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga? 

  12. No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 

  13. The coffee machine is broken.... 

  14. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. 

  15. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off. 

  16. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! 

  17. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands. 

  18. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. 

  19. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. 

  20. I'm just resting my eyes.