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The Top 10 Reasons Not To Stay in West Virginia
The Top 10 Reasons Not To Stay in West Virginia
- Contrary to what the lousy song says, Country Roads do NOT always take you home.
- You dream of a life that will involve a paved road.
- You grow tired of tourists stopping by, asking for directions to the state of "South Virginia", and driving off in a fit of laughter.
- You're stuck with AM Radio...AM COUNTRY radio.
- You've grown tired of seeing the group "Glass Tiger" at the local Acorn Festival each year.
- The sheep won't take your "abuse" anymore and they are planning a revolt.
- Hayrides are still limited to just 10 mph.
- The local theatre's performance of "Les Miserables" left something, no A LOT, to be desired.
- You've had it with those pesky revenuers destroying your stills of "shine".
- No matter how hard you try, your cows don't appear receptive to chasing or catching that Frisbee.