ACTUAL INSTRUCTION LABELS...
- ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children. - ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping. - ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap. - ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. - ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head. - ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) - ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating. - ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body. - ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. - ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
- ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only. - ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use. - ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts. - ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. - ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.