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BOTCHED ROBBERY
Two guys are committing a robbery.  One of them is inside getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car.  The man in the car is nervous because his partner hasn't come out yet. 
Finally, the doors of the bank burst open... out comes the partner, lugging a large safe tied up with a rope.  As they are getting in the car, the doors to the bank burst open a second time.  The security guard comes out.  His pants are around his ankles, and he is shooting his gun at the two men in the car. 
The man who was in the getaway car starts yelling at his partner: “I knew you'd mess up!  You always mess up!  I told you to BLOW the SAFE and TIE UP the GUARD!”