FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- I'll get a world record for this.
- Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
- It's fireproof.
- He's probably just hibernating.
- I'm making a citizen's arrest.
- So, you're a cannibal.
- It's probably just a rash.
- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
- The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
- Pull the pin and count to what?
- Which wire was I supposed to cut?
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- I've seen this done on TV.
- These are the good kind of mushrooms.
- I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
- Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
- This doesn't taste right.
- I can make this light before it changes.
- Nice doggie.
- I can do that with my eyes closed.
- Well, we've made it this far.
- That's odd.
- Don't be so superstitious!