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A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to a banquet, so they decided to give Jeeves, their butler, the night off.  An hour later, the wife found the banquet to be quite boring so she left while her husband was still conversing with some of his friends.      When she got home, she saw Jeeves sitting at the dining room table alone.  She took him up to the master bedroom, and locked the door.     
'Jeeves, take off my hat,' she said, which Jeeves promptly did.  Next she told him to take off her jewelry and gloves, and he did.  'Jeeves, take off my dress,' she ordered, and he did what he was told. 'Jeeves, take off my bra and underwear,' she said, and he nervously followed her order.     
'Jeeves,' she started, 'I never want to see you wearing my clothes again, or you're fired.'