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PRISON VS. WORK
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of  your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.     

  In prison you get three meals a day.  At work you  only get a break for one meal and you have to pay  for that one. 

      In prison you get time off for good behavior.  At  work you get rewarded for good behavior with more  work. 

    In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors  for you.  At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.   

    In prison you can watch TV and play games.  At  work you get fired for watching TV and playing  games. 

      In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go  somewhere. At work you are just ball-and-chained. 

In prison you get your own loot. At work you have  to share.       

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your  family and friends. 

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.       

In prison you spend most of your life looking  through bars from the inside wanting  to get out.  At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. 

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. 

In prison there are wardens who are often  sadistic. At work we have managers.