TEXAS VS. RHODE ISLAND
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall."
"So what?" replies the Yankee, "We have slow trains in Rhode Island, too."