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TEXAS VS. RHODE ISLAND
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander.    "In Texas," he drawls, "you can get on a train,  ride all day long, and still be in Texas by  nightfall."

"So what?" replies the Yankee, "We have slow  trains in Rhode Island, too."