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THE GENIE AND THE WANNABE
A man was walking down the beach when he found a  bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes  out. The genie says that he will grant him one  wish. “Well, I'd like to go to Hawaii. But, I'm  afraid of flying and I don't like the idea of  going in a boat. So, I wish there was a bridge  from here to Hawaii,” says the man.
“That's impossible!” says the genie, “You'll have to make another wish.”
  “Ok, I want to know how to be a sucessful internet executive.” says the man. 
“How many lanes do you want on that bridge? asks  the genie.