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THE VOICE
There was this guy who lived in Chicago.  He was  very successful at his job.  He had a wife and was happily married.  And he had lots of money.  Then one day he heard A Voice.  The Voice said, “Quit your job, sell your property, and move to Las Vegas.”  He said to himself, “What was that all about?”    All that day he heard The Voice over and over and  over. It was driving him crazy!  He decided he was working too hard so he took the next day off.
    While he was at home he kept hearing The Voice.    “Quit your job, sell all your property, and move  to Las Vegas.”    He finally decided to move. So the next day he  quit his job, sold his property and moved to Las  Vegas.   
When he got there The Voice said, “Go to the  Stardust Casino.”    So he went there.  He got there and The Voice  said, “Go to the Roulette Wheel.  Put all your  money on red 16.”  So he does.    The man behind the wheel started it to spin around and around and around.  It finally stops on black 12.  The Voice says, “WELL, SHIT!”