THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOU
- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
- Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
- Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
- That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
- Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
- The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
- Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
- Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
- Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.